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Insulting SMS

Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai Meri Hasratoon ka Minarr...... wah wah As Jhuk zara main dal dun Tere Gale mein Phoolon ka Haar BE POSITIVE mere yar...??? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=)) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Read its very fast. wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow CONGRATULATION! now...

Independence SMS

I am in love, I am passionate about him, I loving every moment of it and why not its her 61st Birth Day. Its apna Pakistan. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy Birthday. Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day. Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY. No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY. Oh my god Happy NEW Year. Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have someting 4 u. Close ur eyes. 1 2 3 4 5 6 CHEATER!!! U didn't close your eyes. So nothing 4 u Except My love & prayers Happy Independence Day ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I WISH U...

Holi SMS

Tumhry KHWAB sjany me lutf ata hy, K apna ap JALANY me lutf ata hy, Khuda se apne liye MANGTa hn jb tujh ko, Mujhy ye HATH othny me lutf ata hy, Teri YAD me bas jagty rahein shab bhr Khud apni NEeND churny me lutf ata hy, Teri ZAAT se hy be_panah PIYAR humn, Tmhry NAZ othny me lutf ata hy good night ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- savdhaan : Apka mouh (Face) kala hone wala hai? . . . . . . . . .Ghabraye nahi mouh do le holi khelne k baad. Happy Holi ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...

Greeting SMS

hum duniya ki bheer main tanha reh gaye hum un k her sitam ko hans ker seh gaye jiney chaha is zindagi se bar ker hum mill nahi saktey wo yeh keh gaye ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. Worries About U guess Who? THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan...

Good Night SMS

In our life, 6 things can come at any time: 1:-Love 2:-Friendship 3:-Money 4:-Death 5:-Illness 6. ??? ? 6:-Susu..Isliye karke sona OK. “GOODNIGHT” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apun 1 sher bolega: chand uper se phenk raha hai light Bole to ho gai hai night Band karneka light or sone ka ek dam tight Bole to kya. good 9i8! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twinkle Twinkle little star, Someone bed time isnt far. Grab ur pillow n snuggle up tight cz Im wishing you a Gr8 n Wonderful Night. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twinkle Twinkle little star, Someone bed time isnt far. Grab...

Good Morning SMS

I T I S B E T T E R T O D I E W I T H M E M O R I E S T H A N T O L I V E W I T H O N L Y D R E A M S ... ! ! ! G O_0 D /\/\ O R N ¡ N G ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dil ki boli hai saadi..... rasi tor ayi hai aap ki shahzadi..,-) (\./)/.".)"^----,,\,,/"(,_,_;)\// // Good Morning ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I saw u on the roof one day , U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet, Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect, I started 2 sing a song , UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY....... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *G00D MORNING* Manzil ko pane ki tarap ho jin...

Good luck SMS

Dil behal jaey tu log chor dete hain, koi or mil jaey tu log chor dete hain, 4 din ki chandani ka kya karna, Chandani dhal jaey tu log chor dete hain, Qasmeen Tu Khaty hain sada sath deney ki Zehan badal jay tu log chor dety hain, Aj kl k Logon ka kya Bharosa...! Mosam badal jay tu log chor dete hain, Log "Dosti" karty hain matlab k liye, Matlab nikal jaye tu log chor Dyte hain...... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaha tha na is tarha Sotey main mat chor k jana Mujhe Beshak jaga dena bata dena... Mohabbat k safar mai sath chal nahi Saktey Judai k Safar mai sath chal nahi saktey Tumhein Raa"sta badalna hai Meri Hadd se nikalna hai Tumhein kis baat ka Darr hai...? Tumhein Jaane hi nahi deta... Kahin pe Qaid kar leta??? Aray...

Getwell Soon SMS

I very well know the reason, why u r taking too long to recover, u r realy being nurse-d there. joke a part, but still, wishing u speedy recovery! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heard that you"re not feeling well. So brought flowers for you to make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher? Please tell me even i don"t know. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

Funny Urdu SMS

tum se nazrain kayse milaon jani wah wah tum se nazrain kaysay milaon jani tayre saji akh kani mayre kabhi akh kani ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati, End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi...

Funny SMS

Faraz yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya, Parday Main Bula ka Dekh liya. Mot B humse door bhagti hai Mohsin, Car k Neeche aa k Dekh liya. Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar, SafeGuard se B naha k Dekh liya. Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib, Radio pe B Ga k Dekh liya. Dil ka B pata nahi chal Raha Wasi, X-Ray B kara k Dekh liya ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kal halki halki barish thi, kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha, Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the, Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha, kal badal gehray kaale the, Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the.. Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke, Bari dair se dil main thehre the.. Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien, Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien.. Kal yaad buhat tum aye thay….. Kal yaad buhat tum aye thay…. ...

Friendship SMS

Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main Woh apna aks chore gayi mere khuwaab main Ab tak woh mere zehen main uljha sawaal hai Shaamil rahi jo har ghari mere nisaab main Aankhon main neend hai na koi khuwaab door tak Rehte hain hum bhi aaj kal waise azaab main Milta hai gardishon se gale lag ke chaand bhi Aaye the simat ke faasle kitne saraab main Aakhir meri wafa ka mujhe kya sila mila Likha na aik harf bhi us ne jawaab main ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to Muskra key manayee,...

Fool SMS

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI" 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main hi bewakuf hu 3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi 4.__________main pagal hi hu ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? SON: They"Re Below C Level ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir...

Flirt SMS

1 deep jalaya tha tumhara naam le kar qasam khuda ki us ko bhujne na diya jab jalany k liye howa khatam tail m ne apna laho paish kar diya us ne ye keh kar thukra diya ye h tumhara shokh-e-pan m ne tha tum se shikwa kiya tum ne h jo jawab diya us ne b muj ko hila diya k tum ne b muj ko hila diya ...............? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 deep jalaya tha tumhara naam le kar qasam khuda ki us ko bhujne na diya jab jalany k liye howa khatam tail m ne apna laho paish kar diya us ne ye keh kar thukra diya ye h tumhara shokh-e-pan m ne tha tum se shikwa kiya tum ne h jo jawab diya us ne b muj ko hila diya k tum ne b muj ko hila diya ...............? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

Father Day SMS

Father Is Some1 That Holds Your Hand At The Fair Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says Holds Back Your Hair When Yor Are Sick Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfeast But Only When Mother Is Away He Walks You Down The Aisle And Tells You Everythings Gonna Be Ok ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Delightful & Loving, Loved & Admired, Dad, You are My Hero, My Life You’ve Inspired. And When All My Blessings Are Counted Each Day, I Thank God In Heaven For Dad When I Pray. Dad Thanks For Your Presence Throughout Thick And Thin; You’re More Than A Parent, You’re My Wonderful Friend. .” Happy Father Day -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

Eid SMS

Chiraagon se andhere dur hote, to chand ki chahat kise hoti, kat sakti akele zindagi, to dosti naam ki cheez hi nahi hoti. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If we have.. Less talks Less hellos Less stories Less greetings But always Remembr that My prayers Wil Never be Less for You. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aaj Allah ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maf hum logon ki sare Naformani, Eid Ka din hai aj aao milkar karen hum Qurbani, Allah ki hi rahon me hum chalange sada. Kabool kare Allah humare ye Qurbani. Sare Musalmano ko EID MUBARAK. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Eid is the...

Dreams SMS

kiun na phir se oose milne ka iraada ker loon, zakham ye sadiyoun puranay taza ker loon, phir se keh doun oose k tum meri aqeedat ho, phir se guzree mohabatoun ka eyaada ker loon, sonp doon ab ye apni shoukh tabeat oos ko, sochta hoon k khood ko iss qadar sa"ada ker loon, ya ose pa k bhula doon may Dard-o_gham apne, ya oos k hijar may gham or b zayada kr loon, wo hay k her ik qasam hans k torr jaata hay Shafik, phir kiss trha oos se naya koi waada ker loon --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country." -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

Diwali SMS

This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds…. :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((BOOM))))) “*”*”*”*”*”*” *”*”HAPPY”*”* “*”DIPAWALI”*” ….*”*”*…. With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A"S... All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwal ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a very Happy Diwali! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

Decent SMS

A PAINFUL PHRASE WRITTEN ON SAND BY A SMALL BOY WHO LOST HIS PARENTS IN FLOOD "DEAR RIVER I"LL NEVER FORGIVE U EVEN IF UR WAVES TOUCH MY FEET A MILLION TIMES" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- tujhse pyar hai mujhe yah janti hoon main. tujhse pyar hai mujhe yah janti hoon main. mohabbat eak mukadas lafz hai yah janti hoon main. tera naam main kaise loon sharam mujhe aati hai. bus dil hie main naam lay kar hasti jati hoon main. tera mujhe dakh kar muskarana aaj tak yaad hai. woh lamha yaad kar ke sochti jati hoon main. teri batain.teri hasi teri yon dakhna. bus yonhi soch kar kahian kho jati hoon main. tera naam lay kar tujhe dakh kar khush hona ausay pyar kahtay hain yah janti hoon main tera mera milan kabhi na hoga shayad. yah soch kar gamgen hoo...

Cool SMS

kyon na phir tujh sey milny ka irada kar lon zakham ye sadiyon purana tar-o-taza kar lon phir sey keh don usey ke tum meri aqeedat ho phir sey guzra mohabaton ka eyada kar lon sonp don ab yeh shokh tabiyat os ko sochta hon ke khud ko is qadar saada kar lon ya usey pa key bhula don dard-o-gham apny ya us ke hijar ka gham aur bhi zayada kar lon woh tu har kasam hans ke torr deta hai phir naya kis tarah us sey koi waada kar lon..? ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tumhain chahat ka aesa Maza, Tum logon sy khud kehtay phiro gay mujay chaho us ki Trah..... ------------------------------------------------------------------- Ladki(Konsi Hai Bhai) Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek...

Christmas SMS

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- May the joy and peace of Christmas May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas ------------------------------------------------------------------------ There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U. -----------------------------------------------------------------------...

Break Up SMS

khowhish-e-ishaq b bhar poor saza daiti h aag ban kar jo jawani ko jala daiti h itna b na toot kar chahoo kisi ko itni chaht b mohabat ko gira daiti h ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Ghulab ki tarah muskarate rahana, lakin Ghulab bana ki kabi kosish mat karna, ku ka khushbo Ghulab Ka muqadar ha, or murjahna Ghulab ki Qismat ------------------------------------------------------------------------ bhool ja usay jo tere mukadar main nahi hai, kyo hatho ki lakeero ko talash ta hai bar bar ----------------------------------------------------------------------- log muntazir he rahay k hamain toot"ta ddekhain... ham pather k ho gay zabt kertay kertay ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tum mujhe...

Birthday SMS

As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don’t matter much. These common things aren’t really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such. We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun. So Happy Birthday, and many more! We hope you make it to a hundred and two, Because we cannot even dream What life would be like without you.s -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Duaa hai ye saa"at Hazaar"ha saal aaye KhushiyoN ka noor YuuNhi tera chehra munawwar rakhe" Aor sadiyoN tak Tum waq"t ke thaal ma Um"r ke sunehrii sikke" phaiNko Aor jab tum cake kaato To tumhaarii aaNkhoN ke lo dete" diye Us ke chehre" pe jag"magaahateiN bikhereiN Aor wo pyaar ki baarish ma bhhegtii Tumhaara...

Birthday SMS

Itz THE DaY Of CakEs N CandlEs.. SnOw N SoNgs.. CElebrAtions N DEcoRtions.. LaughtEr N Luv.. Itz Ur B"day! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- some love monday some love sunday some love saturday but i only love today bcoz today is ur birthday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- some love monday some love sunday some love saturday but i only love today bcoz today is ur birthday babi darling -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***/\****/\****/\**** ***\/****\/****\/**** ***||****||****||****** ***||****||****||****** **(-----------------)***** **(-------Happy------)*** ***(-----Birth-day----)*** ***(______________)*** -------------------------------------------------------------------------...

April Fool SMS

Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plz don"t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ? TIME WASTE!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer,...

April Fool SMS

M Going To switzerland... Dont Worry The Flight Is After 06 Days. Surprised? After 06 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2010.IN ADVANCE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi...

Anniversary SMS

I"ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don"t know what I"d do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary. --------------------------------------------------------------------------...

Anniversary SMS

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my loving wife for the years we share i know one thing for sure we make a wonderfull pair -------------------------------------------------------------------------- How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy Anniversary...

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