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Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha... Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai | ||
 | ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo sadar: chal wapis ak bar phr aa gya sadar: phr bola chal waps turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy | |
| Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha, Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh! Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar Ghussay se: No, I am Ranjeet Singh!! Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola: Are u relaxing? Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing. Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain | |
| Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a! Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain? Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a! | |
| Son:papa 5+5 how much Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata, ja jake andarse caliculater la | |
| A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy. | |
| santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai santaji: to main heater on kar leta hoon..... | |
| Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. | |
| Sardar Building Se Gira... Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..! | |
| 1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo | |
