Adult SMS

MohBtt chorh D hum ny
Yeh tum sy keh diya kis nay
kih tum bin reh nahen saktay
Yeh dukh hum seh nahen saktay
Chalo hum maan letay hen
Keh
Tum binn hum bahot roey
Kaee raato,n ko na soey
Magr afsos hay ;A:
Kih ab k tum jo loat k aao gay
Hamen tabdeeel paao gay
Bahot maayoos ho gay tum
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Agar tum poochhna chaho

Kih aisa Q kiya ham nay

To sunn lo ghaur say ;A;

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Puraani ek riwaayatt torh D hamm nay

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Mohabatt Chorh D Hamm Nay

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Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"
nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.
Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.
Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.

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Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein
Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein
Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karein
Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor se ruju karein
Hamari Chahat ka kuch to khayal karein
Dawai achi tarha hila ka istimal karein
Dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi doli
Subah shaam kahne ke baad aik goli
Hum to ishq karne pe Raza"mand hein
Juma ko subah clinic band hai

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Jisnay thoray waaday jisnay toora dil,
Jeena mushkil ho gaya daidi kitni mushkil,
Us baiwafaa say ab har rishta toor daingay,
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Mar jayen gay par ab us ka naam nahi lain gay,
Jisnay toora dil usay ilzaam nahi daingay,
Dil ki batoo ma akar yah dhokay khaye hain,
Ab apnay dil say ham koi kaam nahi lain gay,
Us baiwafaa say ab har rishta tor daingay,
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Muhabbat chor daingay ham

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Tu Phool He Gulab Ka

Me Aashik Tere Shabab Ka

Teri Tasveer To Mere Dil Me Chapi He

Kiy Faiyda Tere Nakab Ka

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Girl"s father: Me nhi chata meri
baiti apni saari zindagi ek gadhe
k saath guzaar de.
Boy: Bas isi liye me uss ko yaha
se le jaane aaya hoon

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Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai.

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TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i"m sTill Alive...

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What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...

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