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Q. Santa apne mobile mein 411 nahi likh sakta kyon? . . . . . . A. Kyon ki mobile mein 11 ka batan nahi hota. | ||
 | santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing . banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only | |
| Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school. Santa singh : what is he studying ? Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him ! | |
| Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do. Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha. Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free. | |
| Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." | |
| Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!! | |
| Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne. | |
| Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda. | |
| Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye." | |
| Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more | |
