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Meri sanson mein teri khushboo to basee aaj bhi hai
Dil ki khwahish hai ke tumhay choo ker phir se dekhoon

Faaslay itney bhi ho jaain gai sochha hi na tha
Teray ehsas mein teri tasweer mein kab tak dekhoon

Kaisey dorahey per khara hoon ke aqal sakit hai
Dar hai pyaron sey judai ka, khud ko tarapta dekhoon

Tera ehsas-e-janoon mujh ko bhi pyara hai mager
Ishq ke anjam mein apney liye azziat dekhoon

Dil diwana tha kabhi tera so aaj bhi hai
Teri aankhon mein wohi pyar mein phir se dekhoon

Mein ne her lamha khuda se mangee hai dua
Mein teray pyar ka mausam sada hi dekhoon


 

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ek mirasi ne apne bete ka rishta le kar 
chaudhury ke paas gaya. 
chaudhury gosse meN, kahan ye 
mirasi kahan maen. apne karindo se khub 
pitwaya, lahu lahan kardiya. mirasi apne
ghar gaya marham patti karwake phir 
chaudhury ke paas aaya aur kaha, 
chaudhury sb to kiya maen aap ki taraf 
se naa samjhoon.


 


Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand he shadi kb krni he?

Larki wale:abi to larki parh rhi he. . . .

Larke wale:Hmara beta knsa bacha he jo kitaben phaar dega . . . . .;-)



 

1 ameer larko ko school me ghareeb khandaan pe essay likhnay ko kaha gya,


ESSAY:-

ek gharib khandaan tha,
baap gharib,
maa gharib,
bachay gharib,
khandaan me sirf naukar thay or wo bhi gharib,
car bhi tutti hui accord thi,
driver bachon ko usi tutti hui car me school chor k aata tha,
bachon k paas puranay N95 thay,
bachay haftay me sirf 3 baar hi Mcdonald jatay thay,
ghar me sirf 4 2nd hand AC thay,
saara khandaan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha.

 

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

 


Log Bolte Hai
Piyar main "Zuban" 
chup ho to "Ankhen" Bolti hai, 
"Ankhen" chup ho to 
"Dil" bolta hai, 
Aur agar "Dil" bhi chup ho to? 
Log bolte hai, 
"KALMA-E- SHAHADAT.

 

I"ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you. 

 


Yeh raasta agar lamba hai tou kia hai 
Yeh waqt agar guzar jaaye tou kia hai
Iss sooraj ko tou dhalna hai kabhie
Yeh aaj hi dhal jaaye tou kia hai
Iss tadapti dhoop ki pukar suni
Yeh tez leher mein gharoob ho jaaye tou kia hai
Yeh raasta baraf ki tarah hai thanda
Iss par paer phisil jaaye tou kia hai
Ehsaas dard ko ab hota hai nahin
Dil ko koi kuchal jaaye tou kia hai.

 

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun

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