8:33 AM
Car Price
GIRLS,GIRLS, V R PEARLS, boys think that girls R lazy, but actually they R the one, who R LAZY & CRAZY! they think they R the HEROES, but actually they R the ZEROS! GIRLS R always the FIRST, & boys R the WORST! boys have no MIND, & were not at all KIND! they always think about CARS, I think they R from MARS! they say GIRLS always CRY, actually there own minds R DRY! GIRLS always get better marks in a test, because GIRLS R really the BEST | ||
 | AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous | |
| Height of bravery! Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM: "Hey SwEeTy!" "CARRYY ON DONT STOP"... | |
| Yar sadi jan ho.... Punjabi ho ya pathan ho.. Coke ho ya shezan ho.. Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho | |
| I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur colegate | |
| aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay | |
| Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... | |
| What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job! | |
| propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. "kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??dil daina haiti dai de..rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?? | |
| Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai. | |
