Cool SMS

kyon na phir tujh sey milny ka irada kar lon

zakham ye sadiyon purana tar-o-taza kar lon

phir sey keh don usey ke tum meri aqeedat ho

phir sey guzra mohabaton ka eyada kar lon

sonp don ab yeh shokh tabiyat os ko

sochta hon ke khud ko is qadar saada kar lon

ya usey pa key bhula don dard-o-gham apny

ya us ke hijar ka gham aur bhi zayada kar lon

woh tu har kasam hans ke torr deta hai

phir naya kis tarah us sey koi waada kar lon..?


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Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tumhain chahat ka aesa Maza,

Tum logon sy khud kehtay phiro gay mujay chaho us ki Trah.....

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Ladki(Konsi Hai Bhai) Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Baba Bhai Bole : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

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""BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."

*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.
*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.
*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.
*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."

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Wife, kitche se - Aji sunte ho? Ajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hoon. Husband: Tumne kaise jana? Wife: Aajkal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hain.


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Lets celebrate Men"s Day.. Bechara Mard "Agar Aurat par hanth uthaye to Zalim, Aur Pit jaye to Buzdil, Aurat ko kisi ke santh dekh ladai kare to Jealous, agar chup rahe to Begairat. Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara aur ghar me rahe to Nakkara. Bacho ko daante to Zalim, Na daante to Laparwah. Aurat ko service se roke to Shakki Mizzaz. Na roke to aurat ki kamai khane wala.Akhir bechara Mard jaye to jaye kanha" Janhit me jaari,Naari hai Attyachari.

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Nice pushto Sms:

"Khushhali dee pa naseeb qadam qadam sha"
"pa manzil ki dee guloona dam pa dam sha"
"har sahar di da akhtar ghundi sahar sha"
"da ghamoonoo na di liree kor ow dar sha"
Message from HUSB

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When asked:
?what is forgiveness??

A little girl gave this lovely reply:
?Its the sweet scent a flower gives after being crushed?.

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jise hamne chaha usko hum pa na sake,
jisne hame chaha use chah na sake,
ye to dil tutane ka khel tha,
kisi ka toda apna bacha na sake.

Apna sath de ya Qaid-e-tanhai de.
Mujhe kuch bi day magar pyar intehi de.
Meri ankhon pe yun naqsh ahi aks tera.
Me khud ko bi dekho to tu dekhai de.

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Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..

Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!

Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao