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1 Survey se yeh Baat Sabit Hui Hai k
Boyz Girlz se Ziyada Naik Hain.
Report k mutabik jb b koi Larka kisi Larki ko Dekhta Hai
To Uski Zuban se foran ye Lafz Adaa Hote hein.
(Masha Allah)
(Subhan Allah)
Kitni Pyari Larki Hai.
Jab k koi larki jb kisi Larke ko Dekhti he to Kehti Hai.
Kamina Jab Dekho Ghorta Rehta Hai.
Isi liye Boyz ko Zyada Naik Qarar de Diya Gaya Hai.
Girls b Ye Sab Keh Kar Naik ho Sakti Hein.
EXPRESS NEWS...

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Hazrat Abo Zar Raziyallaho Anho Riwayat karty hain K:
Rasolalah Salalaho Alaihi Wasallam Ne mujy irshad farmaya:
Quran Kareem ki Tilawat or Allah ky zikar ka Ehtimam kiya karo,
Is Amal sy Aasmano mai Tumhara zikar hoga,
or Ye Amal Zameen mai Tumhary liye Hidayat ka Noor hoga.
(Baihaqi)

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"Parveen Shakir"
Jitna bhi us ko sochoon, Utna hi door Paon..
Jitna bhe us ko chahun, Khud hi Bikherti jaon.
Main Aam si Musafir Be-aas Be-sahara,
Wo door Basnay wala, ik Aasmaan ka Tara.
Main Rait se Ulajhti Sehraaon ki hawa hoon
Wo saahilon pe chalta Baad-e-saba ka jhonka
Haan farq to Bohat hy, Per Baat ye Faqat hy
Main laakh toot jaon, Khud hi se Rooth jaon..
Per ye na ho ga Mujh se..
Ke Main us ko Bhool Jaon..

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Meri sanson mein teri khushboo to basee aaj bhi hai
Dil ki khwahish hai ke tumhay choo ker phir se dekhoon
Faaslay itney bhi ho jaain gai sochha hi na tha
Teray ehsas mein teri tasweer mein kab tak dekhoon
Kaisey dorahey per khara hoon ke aqal sakit hai
Dar hai pyaron sey judai ka, khud ko tarapta dekhoon
Tera ehsas-e-janoon mujh ko bhi pyara hai mager
Ishq ke anjam mein apney liye azziat dekhoon
Dil diwana tha kabhi tera so aaj bhi hai
Teri aankhon mein wohi pyar mein phir se dekhoon
Mein ne her lamha khuda se mangee hai dua
Mein teray pyar ka mausam sada hi dekhoon

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BANJONSA
Ye faqat gharoor ki baat hay kih zubaan say apni na tum kaho
Tumhain warna iss ki khalish to hay kih tumhari bazm main hamm nahen
Jo sulooq azz-rah-e-rassm ho, wo umr bharr ho to kiya?
jo khuloos qalb k saaath ho to wo ek nigah bhi kamm nahen

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Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli,
khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi,
Pathan: khushi say,
acha tum meri maa k pass soo jao aur apnay bahi ko meray pass bejh do.

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-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12#
Choose any 1 number then I will tell U, k boyz/girlz apko dekh k kiya kehtey hongy.
Rply musT…!!
Answer are given below
1.queen/king
2.Anti/Uncle
3.Namona
4.Attractive
5.Cartoon
6.sweet
7. Baatoni
8.Intelligent
9.horible
10.Abnormal
11.lose caractor 12.GorgeouS…!!

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Ladki(Konsi Hai Bhai) Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Baba Bhai Bole : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

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Mujh say nafratt ki ajab rah nikaali uss nay
Hansta basta gharr kar diya khaali uss nay
Merat ghar ki riwaayatt say wo khoob waaqif tha
judaaee maang li bann k sawaali uss nay

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