Send Free Sms  Now send free sms to any mobile network in Pakistan. Ufone, Mobilink Gsm  and  Telenor . All networks are supported. The sms service is totally free.  Before Sending SMS You Must Read the Following..  PLEASE AVOID SENDING ABUSIVE LANGUAGE AND/OR SENDING ANY POLITICAL MESSAGE.  Your I.P. address is [119.157.57.252] , and it is recorded and can be shown as evidence if you do not respect the rules. In case of sending any illegal message, you may be punished legally for 14 years! So, prove yourself as a decent Pakistani and respect if a good service is given to you...

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Student Exams SMS

Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hue paye jatein hain papers ki roti notes ka achar tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai. Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.. Har Sawal Se...

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Student Exams SMS

New Exam Song. To Paper Paper Krti He. To Paper Se Kio darti he. Ak bar mujhe batla de too. To chiting ku nahi krti he. Kia hota he paper me. Paper ka laga don dhair. Me barish krdo pharron ki. jo to ho jae meri... perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai 1;ya to shok ho 2;ya der per shok to hamay hai ni or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai ;STUDENTS GHAZAL" LAGTA NAHE HY DIL MERA HER SAWAL MEY, KIS K BANE HAY YE EXAMAMINATION HAL MEY, WAQAT E DARAZ MANG K LAY TE 3 DIN, 2SAWAL ME CUT GAAYE HY DEMAGH E DAGDAR MEY, KITA HY BADNASEEB STUDENT NAQAL K LIYE, DO KAGAZ K TUKRAY B NA MILY PORE HALL MEY. Jab Question Paper ho out of...

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Sardar Joke SMS

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau? Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na. Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon...... dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon...... Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath...

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