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Student Exams SMS

Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hue paye jatein hain

	papers ki roti notes ka achar tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

	An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

	Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

	Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

	Burraaah...... Sara syllabus padh liya... Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

	Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!! Go   To  1   2

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Student Exams SMS

New Exam Song. To Paper Paper Krti He. To Paper Se Kio darti he. Ak bar mujhe batla de too. To chiting ku nahi krti he. Kia hota he paper me. Paper ka laga don dhair. Me barish krdo pharron ki. jo to ho jae meri...

	perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai 1;ya to shok ho 2;ya der per shok to hamay hai ni or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

	;STUDENTS GHAZAL" LAGTA NAHE HY DIL MERA HER SAWAL MEY, KIS K BANE HAY YE EXAMAMINATION HAL MEY, WAQAT E DARAZ MANG K LAY TE 3 DIN, 2SAWAL ME CUT GAAYE HY DEMAGH E DAGDAR MEY, KITA HY BADNASEEB STUDENT NAQAL K LIYE, DO KAGAZ K TUKRAY B NA MILY PORE HALL MEY.

	Jab Question Paper ho out of Control. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.... Answer sheet ko kr k Fold. Aeroplane bana k bole! All will fail! Student kia jane Result kia hoga? Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga. Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura. Paisa Ura k bole. Papa All is Well!! 0345-2492084

	Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams.

	Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

	My Nights r going SleepLess, My Days r going UseLes, I hv becom SpeachLess, So, I asked My Heart; is it Love? Heart replied "Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."

	Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

	33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu. Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks. Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks. Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete. Go To   1   2

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Sardar Joke SMS

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau? Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.

	Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

	dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha

	Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

	Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya. guess karo kyun le kar gaya? aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha

	Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai :-)

	Friend to sardar: yaar tu aaj to doctor ke pas jane wala tha kya huva?.. sardar replies- aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi hai kal jaoonga...

	Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,"vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!

	Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya? Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai. Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

strange man. Friend: Didn"t u follow them? Sardar: No yaar, i have already seen that movie :-)

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