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Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a! Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain? Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a! | ||
 | A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?. sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga. | |
| Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia. Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita. Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao. Pandit: fer. Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia. | |
| Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai. Friend:kaisay pata chala? Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi... | |
| Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..? Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office.. Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st | |
| Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana hai. Sardar g party puhnchy to dekha K K K Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai. | |
| Sardar: cigarette hai? Dokanwala: we don�t sell cigs. Next day, S: cig hai? D: kal bataya tha yahan nahi baichtay. Next day, S: cig hai? D: abay kitni baar kahoon! Nahi hai! Dafa ho ja nahi to hathorra sar pay day maaroon ga! Next day, S: hathorra hai? D: nahi. S: acha? To phir cig hai? | |
| Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga? 2nd: sab se aagey waley ko sardar toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey hein..? | |
| Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai | |
| 1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha. 2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha. 1 Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha. | |
