7:35 AM
Car Price
A doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference. Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing :D | ||
 | Museum administrator: That"s a 500 year old statue you"ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! | |
| wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye. JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye (kitab pesh ki gaye) judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay.. JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein. | |
| Kisi ne dil badla Kisi ne dharkan badl li, Kisi ne dost badla Kisi ne mohabat badl li, Tere pas badlnay kai leye kuch na tha, Tum nai masjid mai ja k chappal badl li, ik_sindhi@yahoo.com | |
| 1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara Q??? is liye k us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy. | |
| Dohni: maa muchy plate ma chahay (tea) kun day rahi ho. Maa: Cup tumaray baap ko lay gayn hain. | |
| wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye. JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye (kitab pesh ki gaye) judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay.. JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein. | |
| MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain. MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha | |
| aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain. | |
| wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye. JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye (kitab pesh ki gaye) judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay.. JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein. | |
