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Car Price
Tough Love A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife"s wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells: "No, you can"t have those! They"re for the funeral!" | ||
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| Two sardars in US eating Hotdog for the 1st time. Sardr1 opens the bread, looks inside,feels embrased n asks Sardr 2, "Which part of the dog did u get? | |
| Santa: What is the weather like ? Banta: I do not know it is so foggy that i cannot see. | |
| Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa: That is great, I will take two of them. | |
| After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn"t notice" | |
| Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born. | |
| Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi... | |
| A MAN: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN! | |
| In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @ 15.25, it"s loss or profit? student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise. | |
