8:41 AM
Car Price
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there"s a wet pussy, there"s a happy cock! | ||
 | A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy! | |
| A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn. | |
| What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job! | |
| Please ( ) press down! ( ) ) ( ") / / ( ) ) oh yeah !!! ( ")".:,".;. / / ";".",," / / ooohhh ( ) ) baby ur good! | |
| ( ") / / in love ! / / ( ) ) , ( ") engaged / , " ( ) ) married , - - . ( ) )"(, ) | |
| Press down. down more deeper more YES ahh ohh yes Almost there! ooh baby faster harder FEEL GOOD? mmmm THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE | |
| A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work" | |
| I"ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =) | |
| Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it. | |
