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Bari moochhon wala Zardari bhi ab decent ho gaya, jo pehlay tha Mr.10 per cent ab Cent per Cent ho gaya ! | ||
 | In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz, Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar ! | |
| Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to? Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga. Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to? Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga. :-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to??? Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga | |
| President: Shetani Prime Minister: Gillani Army Chief: Kiyani Speaker: Zanaani Aata Na Roti Bijli Na Paani Wah Re Pakitani Teri Ajab Kahani..!! | |
| Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti? Ans. Medicinez, Roads, Bridge, Aeroplane, Tarbela Dam, And Finally, General Pervaiz | |
| Pakistan ka matlab kia? BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA! yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad! hum kehtay hai...... pakistan se Zinda Bhaag | |
| Humara khwab bhooka nanga Punjab her qadam khud kushi ki jaanib baat to ehsaas ki hai. Cycle per mohar lagayain @ ch. Azab-e-elahi. | |
| Sher arz kya hai Tail ditta cycle di chain nu. Wah! Wah! Zara ghor farmain gi Tail dita cycle di chain nu. . . . niklo chaudrio tuwadi paen nu! | |
| 3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta. 1: "SHIRK" krny wala 2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala 3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala. | |
| In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you, but your friends will kill you. | |
